I can't...this is...WHAT THE FUCK???
The Sac Bee has a story about a couple who refused to sign the wedding licence in Sacramento because it refers to "Party A" and "Party B" rather than "Bride" and "Groom". They feel that their rights have been violated by the use of the non-traditional language.
I wonder if they refused to fill out their license forms at the County Clerk's office. It's all computerized now, and I'm pretty sure that's not "traditional".
The real kicker, though, is at the end of the article:
For now, they are busy with their family (she has two children from a previous marriage and he has three) and starting their new life.
Sounds like I'm not the one whose marriage needs to be "protected".